absolutely dark night

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投稿:Martin Lu

A dark night, i was abandoned in a strange. I met a cat, its hair of back is dark, and its hair of belly is white. In order to keep its belly clearly, it walk by its back to me. I only have an umbrella, nothing else, i don’t know where can i go, i haven’t any direction. I’m afraid and hate cat very much, but it want to touch me and make use of my umbrella for protect itself from rain, but i don’t want it be close to me, so, i moved slowly. As soon as i don’t know how to tackle the situation, i hear a voice:" Why don’t you leave the umbrella to the cat and go with us. I turn back to see the man. There is a forign couple, maybe America or English. With no thought, i follow them and leave the umbrella to the poor and vain cat. We three go to an hotel, i’m too tired then sleep in the living room, but wake up in the midnight, suddenly, i’m afraid they are adverse characters and something terrible jump to my brain. I’m sleepless and the couple wake up, too. Then we talk something about their travel. They say:" they have made a trip in Chendu, now are in Shanghai, and next destination is Xizang and something insignificant, then i really wake up.
That’s the end, thanks all.

── 看起英文来摇头晃脑之邮递员大叔記錄於二〇〇七年六月一六號
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  1. 浣熊 二〇〇七年六月一六號一四時三八分|引用

    所以,小动物就是这样被容易变心的人类遗弃.猫猫变成野猫,浣熊变成北极熊.

    另外我想大胆地设想一下,请这位英文投稿者不要生气喔.
    猫猫是你恐惧又爱着的爱人,而路遇的外国人代表你的新欢.恩,所以说,新欢使你失眠并且有压力,而最后,你也可想而知,新欢也终是会离开你,你不如就安心抚养你的猫猫吧.

    我只是胡说的喔~


  2. Martin Lu 二〇〇七年六月一六號一八時一七分|引用

    谢谢浣熊的回复,我也想了很久,我是真的8喜欢猫,也害怕.哎,但是学校里有好多野猫,还有很多MM喜欢它们,喂它们吃东西,抚摩它们,我看了只觉得恶心呢,大概天天遭受这个惊吓,所以梦到了.
    至于外国人和英语,大概是因为我马上要考6级了,可是又没什么实力,太着急了,至于成都,上海,和西藏也许是我最喜欢的三个中国城市...
    哎,还是没有梦比较好,不过你的意见MS也非常有道理呢.


  3. 秦阳 二〇〇七年六月一六號一九時三三分|引用

    额啊。
    我只能看出这个了。
    西藏是Tibet吧==


  4. y 二〇〇七年六月一六號二三時二分|引用

    额啊。
    我只能看出这个了。
    西藏是Tibet吧==

    与其说这个,不如指出西藏并不是一个城市比较好啊


  5. 梦子 二〇〇七年六月一七號九時五四分|引用

    与其说这个,不如指出西藏并不是一个城市比较好啊

    我笑了


  6. nasyo 二〇〇七年六月一九號一四時三五分|引用

    “扁擔長板凳寬,扁擔要綁在板凳上,板凳不讓扁擔綁在板凳上…”大概就是這個繞口令的真人[英文]版吧。


  7. ddanial 二〇〇七年六月一九號一七時一四分|引用

    梦主可否发一下英文录音版?我有英文阅读障碍诶,有声书比较适合我~~~~


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